I'm off to South America tomorow morning - Lima, Peru to be exact. I don't completely feel ready to leave my cell (aka "Studio") but so be it. All i know is that it's pretty freakin' warm there (it snowed a little in Detroit yesterday) and that i'll be eating llama, snake and perhaps even monkey (ONLY if they lie to me and tell me it's a bovine-based hamburger. I'm not highly motivated to eat monkey, i have to be honest.)

I know a few spanish words my friends have taught me to prepare me for the trip. they told me it will get me everywhere i need to go while i'm there. "Pinche Pendejo" and "Chinga tu madre, Puto" were the ones they said i should say the most, and that they pretty much work no matter what is said to you. So i'm cool - I have responses ready to go for anything said to me while i'm away and i'm no longer nervous about not speaking the language fluently. Phwew...

Also, I will do my best to snap photos and video as long as i can get my iPhone past customs. I swallowed it a few days ago trying to time it just right and I'm hoping they don't find it during the body cavity search. Oh, speaking of "things to do while being body-cavity searched,"I have to thank you all for the response to the "Have any questions for me?" Klog. I thought maybe you would throw a couple of questions at me, but there are so many of them I don't think I'll be able to answer them all in one shot. Jimmy Rhodes (who will be handling the interview) will have to go through and pick a few that are somewhat relevant to the Spotlight Feature page at FixtOnline. I'm trying to figure out a way to answer more questions over time bc there were a lot of good ones. I may figure out some way to work it into a video Klog.

I'm getting 'my hair did' right now, so I'm kinda multitasking with this downtime and my downtime is almost over. So with that, I say "adios amigos" and "pinche tu madres, putos". See? I've got this Spanish language thing down, no problem. I'm sure i'll Tweet as much as i can too, without going "Tweet-overboard" on your asses. Join my Twitter page if you haven't already, bc i actually use it when i have something random that pops into my head that i should never send mindlessly hurling into the great expanse of the Interweb. These things will haunt me forever, but we only die once, ya know? I'm out for now.

[Klayton]

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